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  1. Sam: You're asking me out on a date.
  2. Mallory: No, I'm asking you to accompany me to see an internationally renowned opera company perform a work indigenous to its culture.
  3. Sam: Right, and in what way will it distinguish itself from a date?
  4. Mallory: There will be, under no circumstances, sex for you at the end of the evening.
  5. Sam: Right.
  6. Mallory: So what do you say?
  7. Sam: Well, like most people I'm an absolute nut for Chinese opera. The Chinese being known the world over for their soaring and romantic melodies, and what with your guarantee that there won’t be sex, I don’t see how I could say no.
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